#LastNightInSweden


Welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare. Yes, I have been absent from both the coffee share and the blogosphere due to this pesky lil thing called Real Life, but thought it would be best to reappear online to let my online friends know that I am alive and well.

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If we were having coffee I would tell you that the decision to reappear online is due to an incident that happened in real life, I am sure the news about the terrible, terrible terrorist incident that happened #LastNightInSweden has reached you. I mean, it was huge, believe me. Sweden! Who would believe this! Sweden!

If we were having coffee I would tell you that I live so close to Sweden. So close. I can spit over to Sweden. I’m the only one that lives this close to Sweden. I know Swedes, I know more Swedes than anyone in the world.

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Yes, it was terrible, it was a new Bowling Green Massacre. Only in Sweden. It was huge. It is a mess. Who would believe this! And the fake media is not reporting this!

What really happened was that the Swedish population all had healthcare and great education, paid vacation and maternity leave, democracy and freedom. There was no incident linked to terrorism in Sweden, just like there was no Bowling Green Massacre. And I am sorry to tell my American friends this, but your president is a liar, a narcissistic proto-fascist, and to top it all off: dumb as a brick.

#JeSuisSweden #NeverRemember #SwedenIncident #BowlingGreenMasscre #IdiotInChief

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Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise, here are my last five:

What it means…

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Haunt much?

Most of the time

… So Tired!

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What it means…


Good morning and welcome to #WeekendCoffeeShare! Today I offer Irish Coffee, Kalypso Coffee, or whatever boozy coffee you prefer. I recon we need lots of booze in our beverages after the Donald has been rummaging around the White House for a week.

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I had written a lengthy text for last weekend’s coffee share, about the Donald. I decided not to publish it, as it was all making fun of him, and I decided it was just too easy. Yanno, sometimes when someone is serving you a clever repartee on a silver platter – that sometimes it is just so easy that it stops being funny? Yea, this was one of those times. Seriously, the fully automatic numpty does not need me turning him into a laughing stock – he’s got that covered all by himself!

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So instead, I thought I’d amuse you with a little story of what happened to me here earlier in the week:

I got home late after a particularly hard day at work. You know, one of those days where you stub your toe, spill the hot coffee all over your desk, get a run in your pantyhose and gets told off by 3 customers – all before lunch! Just a regular day that both starts out as a farce, and just continues as a farce, and finally ends as a farce. Of course, on my way home I had to stop by the grocery store and pick up a few items, just to find the place jam packed by other overworked, tired people with runs in their stockings. It took me an hour just to get through the check out.

Then I come home to a handsome and debonair gentleman who has walked the dog, fed the cats, checked the kid’s homework, cleaned the entire house, and has dinner on the table, lit candles included, can you comprehend what that means? I am serious! Do you know what it means when this man gives you a nice – and much needed – neck rub, draw you a bath and pour the champagne? Do you? Do you know what it means when this man makes sweet and passionate love to you for hours? Do you know what that means?

It means that you have gone into the wrong fucking house!


Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

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Haunt much?

Most of the time

… So Tired!

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

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An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

Two Statues


 

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Welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare!

Maybe this week we will meet for lunch at a cozy Danish café for a bite and warm beverage. We are having crappy weather with rain, rain and some more rain. It feels even shittier, because my Facebook wall is currently being filled with gorgeous snow-pictures from my Norwegian friends, along with a myriad of hyperboles on how much fun it is to shovel snow… Well, I’m not falling for it! I will however admit to thinking snow is very pretty.

It is this crappy weather and changing seasons that brings me to think about the joke I am about to share with you this Saturday:

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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, «As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.   The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.   After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, «Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

He asks her.   “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, «Oh, yes, let’s!   But let’s change positions.   This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.”


Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

Haunt much?

Most of the time

… So Tired!

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

1-irish1

An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

Haunt much?


Welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare! I have missed two Saturdays, because I have been on vaccy! Yup, ten lovely days on the Costa Calida in Spain. Man, was it nice! So, this week I hope you come for coffee and tapas and stay for a while, I do have things to tell you!

If we were having coffee, I’d tell you all about how the in-laws surprised us with a trip to Valencia, the third largest city in Spain, I have written a couple posts already, with pictures – and more is coming!

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Me Gusta Valencia, Mercado Central

Me Gusta Valencia – The Silk Exchange

If we were having coffee, I’d also tell you something terrible that has happened! Brace yourself – this is scary stuff!

While in Spain, I noticed that the in-laws had also invited a rude, old hag to stay with them. This wrinkly, grey haired old witch weren’t very sociable either – she only unfurled herself when I used the mirror. This hag did not play well with others! She hogged the mirror and when I asked her to please move – she just looked at me all eerie and grumpily and didn’t budge!

Now, what is even worse, is that this ancient Crypt Keeper, has followed me home to Denmark! I didn’t invite her! I don’t even like her! She’s rude, and ugly, and messy, and grumpy!

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She is smart enough to lay low and stay out of sight most of the day, but without warning, she pops her ugly head up every time I look in the mirror – and will not move so I can see my own beautiful, young face! Argh! She annoys me so bad!

Although I have not caught her in the act, I suspect that she moves my stuff around too, just to piss me off! My immaculately organized home is a real mess! Nothing is where I put it! This is very provocative, as I am a very neat and tidy person. She is a very good seamstress, because she keeps sowing in my clothes, but it is professionally done, there is no way you can see the alterations. See? That is how sneaky she is!

Yanno, she is not paying any rent, and I think she even steals from me! My money disappears way faster than I can possibly spend them! She even drinks all my wine!

This is horrid! Horrid, I tell you! I better get rid of her before Halloween or she’ll scar the minds of innocent little trick or treaters lusting for sweets, if she opens the door and reveals her ugly face! This face is so horrid, you can never unsee it! It will haunt you forever!

Thought it was fair to warn you, who knows where she’ll move in once I get her evicted!


Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

Most of the time

… So Tired!

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

1-irish1

An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

Most of the time


Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears.

Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain.

Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile.

Most of the time… when you’re facing a dilemma, nobody sees your inner turmoil.

Most of the time… when you’re deceived, nobody notices your hurt.

Most of the time… when you succeed, nobody notices your relief.

Most of the time… when you retract to isolation, nobody notices your loneliness.

But fart just one time…!

 

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Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

… So Tired!

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

1-irish1

An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)


If we were having coffee, I would tell you that I have praised my Sir Nerdalot on many an occasion on my blog. This is not one of those times. Because, what is almost as bad as the Man Flu? Yup, you got it: Handegg-season!

fb_img_1465235134972Now, what is so wrong about Handegg-season, and why do I have a problem with it? Oh, let me count the ways (brace yourself):

funny-american-football-demotivational-posterWe are Norwegians. We live in Denmark. Handegg games come on in the middle of the night over here, because what’a-ya-know; we don’t play that stupid sport over here! Thus, we have to wait for the Americans to wake up, have their coffee, and start their game – and by then it is evening and soon night over here in the “Old World”

Who in their right mind would choose the substandard copy, when we can have the real deal in our own part of the world? Why does the good ol’ Nerd not follow Rugby? It’s right over there in the UK! He can get a cheap airplane ticket and go see a game live if he wants too!

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Furthermore; there are no motorcycles in Handegg! Yes, you read me correct;

There. Are. No. Motorcycles. In. Handegg!

Shocking, isn’t it? They wear crash helmets, but at no point in the game will there be even one measly little motorcycle!

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b71c2e9542729837482bd07c30a61085afa821ed5682db1b17a5b0a3944be3a5For the sake of communication, our relationship, love, respect and blah blah blah, I have asked the good Nerd exactly what he likes about Handegg, what is it that gives him pleasure to watch this strange game – to which he gave me a lengthy lecture that made absolutely no sense and bored me to sleep. When I woke up, I asked him to sum his long rant up in one sentence (ten words maximm), or – if possible – into one word. “Tactics”, he said.  He must think I’m stupid. This is “tactics” displayed in Handegg: Run a yard – and everyone in a pile. Run another yard – everyone in a pile. Run another yard, and I’m out like a candle in a windstorm. Pfth! Tactics Schmactics!

nfl-replacement-ref-meme-4_display_imageNow, I could live with all of the above – if the Nerd had his priorities straight. You see – and this is the clincher, really – the other night, the Nerd was all engulfed in a NFL thingy. Yanno, wearing his jersey and being all “handegg-nerdy”. I was craving some attention, as I hadn’t seen the Nerd all friggin day. I tried to strike up a conversation, but he was not really listening to me, and only granted me answers in one syllable grunts. Figures, eh? So I opted for my go-to-move in situations like this; I started to take my clothes off all seductive-like. Yanno, batting eyes, pouty lips, wriggling slowly out of my clothes. I was down to my undies and socks, and still no response from the Nerd. I asked him, quite annoyed, was he unable to see what the heck I was doing?

“Yea”, he responded grumpily, “why can’t you sort the laundry somewhere else?”

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Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

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An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

The Doc’s in!


1-14390988_10154225203726622_5985358527453009845_nGood morning and welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare! I am so excited that I will probably start yappin’ right away and totally forget to offer you coffee or whatever beverage you would like. I hope you are not the type of person who is so timid that you starve in front of the breadbox, but instead would tell me that “Yo Mamasan! Shut your pie-hole and get me some coffee, and some biscuits would be nice too!”

If we were having coffee, I would apologize for being so dimwitted that I totally forgot my manners (I swear, I do have manners – I just don’t use them very often…), and once you have a cup-full and a plate-full of goodies in front of you I’d probably just pick up the ranting right away.

I saw this really cool post over at The Stationary Geekette,   Confessions Of… Autumn Bucket List. Now, looks like they have some sort of recurring share over there, might be something to look into if you are into recurring linkups like the #WeekendCoffeeShare. Anyways, she shares her Autumn Bucket List, and I will not reveal the whole list, its better you pay her a visit and read it yourself. Let’s just say that she has some awesome things on her list. Hot chocolate would be one, and that one is going on mine as well. Now, we are not talking about the puny watered-down cocoa BS, we are talking real hot chocolate so rich, so sugary, so creamy, that you’d need an insulin shot and an immediate unclogging of arteries before you reach the bottom of your mug. We do not muck about when it comes to hot chocolate!

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Another thing she has on her list is to see a movie that she has a tradition of enjoying every autumn, and I get this. I really do. Fall is a perfect time for letting oneself be entertained by the stupid-box, and I also have movies that I see many times – because they are that good! And this, THIS (jumping up and down) is what I am all excited about! I am going to get my Doc on! Yesterday, this bundle of joy of a Doctor was delivered to my door. Never has a delivery man looked more beautiful than when he handed me the shipment containing my beloved Doc.

1-658a4d7c95f2936fd58fadd1f1cd2777Yea, I can see the puzzled look in your eyes, you are wondering if I have lost it completely. Gone bonkers. Two cans short of a six pack. Need a checkup from the neck up. Mad as a hatter. Insane in the membrane. Bat-shit crazy.  Nuckin’ Futz.  Have a screw loose. More cuckoo than a clock factory. Wigged out. One fry short of a Happy Meal. Well, I feel fine, and with the Karate Kid away with friends, and Sir Nerdalot tucked away in his Man Cave, I get sole control of the TV! So I will definately be gettin’ my Doc on! We are of course talking about the best TV-series ever! Doc Martin! What? You have never seen it? Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Doc Martin is a British TV-series starring Martin Clunes as Doc Martin. The good Doc is a brilliant vascular surgeon who develops haemophobia, the fear of blood. His condition is rather counterproductive for his job as a surgeon, so he obtains a post of the sole GP in a small and sleepy Cornish village, Portwenn, where he has to interact with a lot of funny and weird characters. To top it all off – the good Doc is extremely grouchy, pugnacious and in complete lack of social skills, and his direct and blunt responses is leaving quite a few of his patients perplexed. Now, you can imagine the dialogue that goes on in this series, it is hilarious!

Let’s see a few examples together:

Did you notice the scenery when the vid started? This series is filmed in the village of Port Isaac, Cornwall, England (check  THIS LINK for info and stunning pics.) I guess it goes without saying that Cornwall in general and Port Isaac in particular have been on my Travel Bucket List for some time. And as I see the series again, I guess it will be moving higher and higher på on that list.

Now you know how I will be spending my cold and rainy autumn evenings, yup, I will be all cuddled up in soft, warm, fuzzy blankets, with a mug full of hot chocolate, while enjoying seven full seasons of Doc Martin!

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As I intend my Coffee Shares to be on the funnier side of things, I will give you some funny dialogue from Doc Martin. Enjoy!


Patient: And you reckon these will work, do you?

Doc Martin: No – I just prescribe them for fun.


Doc Martin: What do you want Adrian?

Adrian: I want you to put in a word for me with Chris Parsons. You see, Faulkner is about to move on.

Doc Martin: And you’re ready to step up?

Adrian: Yes, but I’m getting some resistance from Chris Parsons. Since you two are mates I wondered if you might give him a call.

Doc Martin: I’ve spoken to Chris. He rang me. He thinks you’re an arse. I think you’re an arse too. Enjoy your weekend.

[Adrian storms out]

Doc Martin: Arse.


Bert: Son, I know it’s your phone bill and you’ve got your own money coming in, but those mobile phones damage your head membranes.

Al: Dad, I’ve got Bluetooth.

Bert: There you go, exactly my point.


Elaine: I’m sorry. I cannot tolerate imbeciles.

Doc Martin: Elaine, when we agreed you’d start at 8.30 you did realize I meant a.m.

Elaine: Buying biscuits at the supermarket, right, and this bimbo won’t let me through on six items or less. All baps up to here and stick-on nails she was. Get this –

[imitates the check-out girl]

Elaine: “Sorry. Six items or less”.

Doc Martin: And you had?

Elaine: 20, but that’s not the point.


Doc Martin: Bert, it’s been a long day. Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.


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Joan: Look, Marty, you do realize that the villagers are dusting off their pitchforks, don’t you?

Doc Martin: Yes. Exactly how many generations ago did the inbreeding start with these people?


Doc Martin: Can you give me his phone number then, please?

Pauline: No. Don’t have it.

Doc Martin: Remind me what your job is again?

Pauline: He didn’t leave a number. He left in a rush, looking like a frightened rabbit. Like all your patients, actually.


Louisa: I got involved in a surfing club of all things. I think what clinched it was the kids saying I’m too old.

Doc Martin: Nonsense. People of all ages go surfing.

Louisa: You should come along. It’d be nice to see you out of that suit and in a wet… suit…


Elaine: How come you never asked me out, then?

Al: Well, there was you and Greg.

Elaine: Also, you were a bit of a non.


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Doc Martin


Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

Fall Folly

1-irish1

An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

Fall Folly


Good morning and welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare!

If we were having coffee, I would tell you that we had a great weekend in Dublin last weekend, and that we are definitely going back – for a longer time. We definitely need to see more of that country. The Irish are very friendly and welcoming people. There will be a post or two later on – I did snap some really great pictures!

14188246_10154187209661622_2272277503708969089_oIf we were having coffee, I would like to point out that this summer went by way too fast. There must be some mistake? Well, in all fairness – every summer goes by fast. This summer we have explored a little bit of Denmark, and that has been great. Maybe that is why I feel summer goes by way faster than the other seasons? I am out and about more, and do fun and interesting things? (OK, now it sounds like I’m bored to death he rest of the year – which I certainly am not) But – summer does fly by!

If we were having coffee, we might touch into the topic of the season we just entered into, at least according to the calendar… I do like the fall with evenings getting darker, and the foliage and the excuse to burn candles. I also like harvest season, wearing boots, and sitting indoors with my book while the storm is raging outside my window. Hunting and slaughter season also gives some really good yummies in my tummy.  What’s not to love about that?

If we were having coffee, I would make sure I get in some really bad autumn-jokes:

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  • Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
  • A: leaf me alone.

 

  • Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
  • A: I’m falling for you.

 

  • Q: Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
  • A: Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the Yankees.

 

  • Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
  • A: With a pumpkin patch

 

  • Q: What is the cutest season?
  • A: Awwtumn.

 

  • Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
  • A: Pumpkin Pi

 

  • Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
  • A: A pumpkin patch!

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  • Q: How do fall leaves get from place to place?
  • A: With autumn-mobiles.

 

  • Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
  • A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

 

  • Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
  • A: That’s it, i’m leaving.

 

  • Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
  • A: Sep-timber!

Do you have any other really bad autumn-jokes to share with me? The cornier, the better!

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Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

1-irish1

An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog

 

An Irishman goes into a bar…


Good morning and welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare!

If we were having coffee, I would tell you that I have had a limited online presence lately, and I surely hope y’all have missed me immensely! (If not – then what is the point of this whole blog endeavor?) 

If we were having coffee, I would tell you about the birthday gift Sir Nerdalot and I gave each other (we both turn a year older and greyer in the summer) this year: a romantic weekend in Dublin, Ireland.

1-14068308_10154165791501622_6611740860291124240_nIf we were having coffee, we wouldn’t! Because we are strolling the sidewalks of Dublin this weekend, so we would be having Guinness and Uisce Beatha (the Gaelic term for whiskey, translates to “water of life”). If you must have coffee, then it would have to be an Irish Coffee, after all – only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: Alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar and Fat. Also, it would leave a twinkle in your eyes.

 

If we were having coffee Guinness, I would promise to take lots of pictures, and put them on my blog. And I will. I just want to finish the Roskilde Cathedral-series before I put up posts from our visit to Dublin.

If we were having coffee Guinness, I would tell you a “An Irishman goes into a bar”joke:

An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: “Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?”

The Irishman replies: “No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both.”

The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.

The barman asks: “Did something happen one of your brothers?” “Oh no,” replies the Irishman. “I just decided to quit drinking!”

 

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Once in a lifetime


Good morning and welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare!

FB_IMG_1468858471973I think I missed last week – oops! Don’t you just hate it when real life interferes with your online time? Truth is, I have been busy doing a whole lotta nothin’! With temperatures close to 30 degrees, the last thing I have wanted to do is blog and write on my ‘puter. Now that the temp has sunk just enough to get back into things, let us not waste another minute:

If we were having coffee, I’d start by talking about how we all, at least once in a lifetime, encounter a person so wonderful, so beautiful inside and out, so smart and so witty that he/she makes our heart sing in pure admiration. This person makes us feel important, loved and cared for. This person makes us laugh with his/her fabulous storytelling and jokes, and has this way of letting us feel truly alive. Talking to this person is like sticking a straw straight into the fountain of wisdom, and we learn so much from them. We cling to every word this person utters, and we are perplexed that such a wonderful being will grace us with their precence, and we realize that this is The Greatest Person in the World! Just being near this person is like sitting on a pink cloud where everything is beautiful, true and good.hest

And to those of you that still haven’t met me;

– there is still hope!


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Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

#WeekendCoffeeShare

Nice to meet you

Coffee and taxes

read my blog