Haunt much?


Welcome to this week’s #WeekendCoffeeShare! I have missed two Saturdays, because I have been on vaccy! Yup, ten lovely days on the Costa Calida in Spain. Man, was it nice! So, this week I hope you come for coffee and tapas and stay for a while, I do have things to tell you!

If we were having coffee, I’d tell you all about how the in-laws surprised us with a trip to Valencia, the third largest city in Spain, I have written a couple posts already, with pictures – and more is coming!

Spanish Smiles

Me Gusta Valencia, Mercado Central

Me Gusta Valencia – The Silk Exchange

If we were having coffee, I’d also tell you something terrible that has happened! Brace yourself – this is scary stuff!

While in Spain, I noticed that the in-laws had also invited a rude, old hag to stay with them. This wrinkly, grey haired old witch weren’t very sociable either – she only showed up when I used the mirror in the bathroom. This hag did not play well with others! She hogged the mirror and when I asked her to please move – she lust looked at me all eerie and grumpily and didn’t budge!

Now, what is even worse, is that this ancient Crypt Keeper, has followed me home to Denmark! I didn’t invite her! I don’t even like her! She’s rude, and ugly, and messy, and grumpy!

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She is smart enough to lay low and stay out of sight most of the day, but without warning, she pops her ugly head up every time I look in the mirror – and will not move so I can see my own beautiful, young face! Argh! She annoys me so bad!

Although I have not caught her in the act, I suspect that she moves my stuff around too, just to piss me off! My immaculately organized home is a real mess! Nothing is where I put it! This is very provocative, as I am a very neat and tidy person. She is a very good seamstress, because she keeps sowing in my clothes, but it is professionally done, there is no way you can see the alterations. See? That is how sneaky she is!

Yanno, she is not paying any rent, and I think she even steals from me! My money disappears way faster than I can possibly spend them! She even drinks all my wine!

This is horrid! Horrid, I tell you! I better get rid of her before Halloween or she’ll scar the minds of innocent little trick or treaters if she opens the door and reveals her ugly face! This face is so horrid, you can never unsee it! It will haunt you forever!

Thought it was fair to warn you, who knows where she’ll move in once I get her evicted!


Care to join us at the #WeekendCoffeeShare ? Then go to  Parttime Monster Blog and join the link up!

Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

Most of the time

… So Tired!

Handegg (and why Sir Nerdalot is in the dog house)

The Doc’s in!

Fall Folly

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An Irishman goes into a bar…

Once in a lifetime

Sausage much?

Brexit explained

The Nerve!

Brexit Tea

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Trouble is my middle name

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

An eggy conundrum

Happy Mother’s Day!

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25 comments on “Haunt much?

  1. She is mean! I hope she moves on soon. 🙂 I’m glad you were warm in Spain. We went to Melbourne for a family wedding and it was frigid – bucketing rain, freezing wind. The only thing hot was the delicious coffee in the lovely cafes. But we did have a very nice weekend with our family.

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  2. There’s this strange old guy in my house that’s just like that! They must be cousins or something. As with you, I only see him when I look in the mirror. What’s even scarier is that he looks a lot like me, just much, much older.

    Glad you enjoyed your trip to Spain. have a great week!

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  3. That bitch shows up in my mirror, too and looks remarkably like my mother when she was NOT at her best. There must be a planetary infestation of them! Call Ghostbusters – the females ones as I think it best to fight these female ghosts with other strong women!

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  4. The ones you guys are seeing are even fair at least, mine is that she is extremely dark than charcoal, even more uglier and with this awful odour. I wish I was also enjoying with you over there in Spain….

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    • Yea best keep that ogre at bay 🙂

      I definately recommend Spain, nice people, great food, lots of history, and wonderful sights. Oh, and fab climate for us frosty northerners ;-p

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