Trouble is my middle name


1-13335650_10153987489961622_7759774148067714714_nI am afraid today’s #WeekendCoffeeShare has to be a short one. I have only one hand free to type, as the other is occupied holding a bag of frozen peas on my eye. And I tell ya – I am one seriously bad one-handed typist!

Yup, Old Mamasan and her big mouth got in trouble today…

I was at the convenience store, and this
irksome woman was taking her sweet time in the vegetable section. She, and her overfilled shopping cart, was blocking my way. No one could get past her and it did not seem to face her at all.

After waiting patiently for 5 minutes while she was turning and examining every head of cabbage there was, my patience was worn out and my big mouth kicked in. I asked her if she was studying genealogy…

-and that is when the trouble started…


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Want to see my previous contributions to the #WeekendCoffeeShare? They are funny, I promise:

We should not sleep away the summer night

Diet much?

Wolf Whistle much?

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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Nice to meet you

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49 comments on “Trouble is my middle name

  1. LOL! I really want to believe you said that, because I have so often wanted to say something just like that. (And if my mouth doesn’t get me in trouble, my eyebrows, which have their own life, usually do.)

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    • Hehehe sorry to disappoint you, as this time I did not say anything and I didn’t wait 5 minutes either. But, to my defence – I have been known to dish it out when amply provoked ;-p

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  2. Pretty funny. Have to be careful with that type of joke around here – someone might (virtually) punch you in the other eye, which I’m sure will be just as bad as the first (nonexistent) punch. Then you’ll have to hold frozen peas up to both eyes and you won’t be able to type at all 😉

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