Wolf Whistle much?


Oh, I am so glad you could come and meet me at my fav coffee shop this Saturday! Man, do I have something to tell you! Let’s get our coffees first; I’ll have my usual cafe latte and perhaps a tiny weeny piece of cake.

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So, the other day, I was walking past some construction workers. It was the usual wolf whistles and cat calling, and here is a choise selection of the lines uttered:

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
I wanna duet with you.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

This went on for a whopping fifteen minutes. Then they told me to shut up and move along!

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