I’m so glad you came; I have an important question to ask you. Your advice is needed. But first, can I get you a coffee? A latte? Have a seat and I’ll get the coffee.
So, I was wondering; do you pay your taxes with joy? How do you do that? What is the secret?
I tried to pay my taxes with joy last year.
I went to the tax-office (the Devil’s Den) with a well-rehearsed stand-up act. We are talking hillarious stuff here. Knee-slappingly funny. ROFLMAO-quality material. Epic.
Man, talk about tough crowd! They threw me out and told me to come back with money! B@$t@rd$!
“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”
– Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man